Pic: TNT Layoffs, Stay in College
Saturday, May 2nd, 2009no you can not...
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Pic: Swine Flu - Little Bastard
Friday, May 1st, 2009i always knew toddlers would be the end of us all... originally found here: spikedhumor.com
Sham Wow Guy Arrested
Saturday, April 11th, 2009Shamwow Guy, Vince, was arrested last month for beating a hooker in his Hotel room. According to police reports Vince (44) claims that after receiving cash the prostitute bit his tongue and refused to let go, so he beat her repeatedly in the face until she stopped then ran bleeding ...
ILVTOFU
Saturday, April 11th, 2009A Colorado women was denied the ability to get a license plate that reads 'ILVTOFU'. She wanted to share her and her families love of tofu with everyonelse but Colorado Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch said they believe her plate could have been misinterpreted as "I love to f@*$ ...
4 Year Old Calls 911 For Math Help
Monday, April 6th, 2009a 4 year old boy calls 911 emergency help for his 'take away' math problems. The dispatcher seems helpful until you hear the mom screaming. Apparently she told the boy if he needed help with his math to call someone, so he called the police. listen to it here - Entertonement Operator: ...
Raccoon: No means No!
Monday, April 6th, 2009In Moscow a man lost most of his penis when he tried to rape a raccoon. According to The Sun (UK) Alexander Kirilov had been drinking with friends when he lept on a terrified raccoon with his manhood in an attempt to have sex with it. The incident left the ...
My favorite professor.
Saturday, February 28th, 2009That's why I loved being enrolled at the South Harmon Institute of Technology, or S.H.I.T.
Cure for cancer? Nah.
Saturday, February 28th, 2009This is why we haven't solved the cure for cancer. Don't scientists have something better to do than collect their belly button lint for 3 years and study it? Don't they? I fear for the world.
Man Hating Dyke - Joke
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009<stevo|work> which one gets to the hundred dollar bill first <mysh> wait wait <mysh> lemme set you up <mysh> so <mysh> there's a cross road intersection <mysh> and in the middle is $100 <mysh> at one corner, there's the politically correct, totally hot lesbian <mysh> at another corner is a manly man hating dyke <mysh> at the other ...
