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100% WIN - Last Nights Texts

a simple idea, provide a website where texts from last night are displayed by users for the rest of us to laugh at. And it’s so damn simple its a 100% win website. check it out for yourself: www.textsfromlastnight.com

some messages:
(403): she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.

(845): I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.

(419): There’s a technique?! I just slide my tongue around

(407): please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night…any idea on a name? she isnt up yet…

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don’t want to see this

(708): Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.

(303): I’m at a work party and I don’t know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?

(434): ok i’m going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

(917): Um, that’s called prostitution
(773): Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it’s called cab money

(913): So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized

(210): Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?

(540): what do you have against ST
(1-540): DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.