Epicness: His Mom Sniffed His C*ck ?!? (NSFW)
January 13th, 2009 | by supperman |This epicness post comes from almost one year in the past. What happens when wanna be World-Series of Poker champs gather on a forum and ask one very simple question: “Have you ever been busted having sex by friends, GF, parents, etc..?”? Well apparently the pseudo-anonymity of the internet leads the participants to divulge their most embarrassing sexual encounters of their youth. Everything from the mundane to the girlfriends mom and her having a conversation during coitus.
But the forum thread turns epic when forum username ptownbrad post his experience:
“When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn’t fuck because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We’re in the water and I’ve been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.”
The following replies and throngs of new users signing up to reply trigger the PocketFives forum admins to lock the thread. The epic thread lead to one of those internet ‘epic posters’ which made its way around the intarwebs. The poor thread only made it 5 more pages and 3 more days before it was shut down, what a shame this could have been one of the most epic threads ever.
You can read the original post and replies here
or read the whole thread starting here.
you can download the ‘epic poster’ here:
http://pics.livejournal.com/james_rhodes/pic/0001wsga
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