Cool Guys Don’t Look At Explosions
October 31st, 2009John Mayer - Who Says
October 24th, 2009best lyric: “who says I can’t get stoned. call up a girl i used to know. fake love for an hour or so.”
He Wolf Music Video
October 21st, 2009there seems to be a disturbing trend of guys dancing to popular female artist music videos.
Google Wave Pulp Fiction
October 21st, 2009Massive 50 Foot Snake Found Dead
October 21st, 2009watch in full screen to get the real feel for this 50 ft snake
suckers…
iPhone App Helps Guys Score
October 13th, 2009100% Win (Twitter) - Shit My Dad Says (NSFW)
October 3rd, 2009The first twitter account to hit our 100% Win list of awesomeness and most likely the only real useful twitter account out there goes to Shitmydadsays.
The twitter account supposedly belongs to a 29 year old man who lives with his 73 year old father (means he was 44 when he had him). The twitter account post the things the father says that the son find humorous. With over 450,000 followers this twitter account might be giving Ashton Kutcher a run for his money. Speaking of twitter don’t forget to follow us.
Here are some gems:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
- “A scar ain’t 13 god damned stitches. I’ll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we’ll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together.”
- “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it fucked you.”
- ‘You don’t know shit, and you’re not shit. Don’t take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up.”
- “The worst thing you can be is a liar….Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2″
- “I’m having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain’t mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil’ fucking umbrella in it”
- “It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?”
- “You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we’re not watching this bullshit.”
- “Who is this woman?….Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.”
